AI is at war. Anthropic and the Pentagon feuded over how to weaponize Anthropic’s AI model Claude; then OpenAI swept the Pentagon off its feet with an “opportunistic and sloppy” deal. Users quit ChatGPT in droves. People marched through London in the biggest protest against AI to date. If you’re keeping score, Anthropic—the company founded to be ethical—is now turbocharging US strikes on Iran. 

On the lighter side, AI agents are now going viral online. OpenAI hired the creator of OpenClaw, a popular AI agent. Meta snapped up Moltbook, where AI agents seem to ponder their own existence and invent new religions like Crustafarianism. And on RentAHuman, bots are hiring people to deliver CBD gummies. The future isn’t AI taking your job. It’s AI becoming your boss and finding God.

arXiv:2603.23356v1 Announce Type: cross Abstract: We propose a novel clustering approach for point-cloud segmentation based on supervised contrastive metric learning (CML). Rather than predicting cluster assignments or object-centric variables, the method learns a latent representation in which points belonging to the same object are embedded nearby while unrelated points are separated. Clusters are then reconstructed using a density-based readout in the learned metric space, decoupling representation learning from cluster formation and enabling flexible inference. The approach is evaluated on simulated data from a highly granular calorimeter, where the task is to separate highly overlapping particle showers represented as sets of calorimeter hits. A direct comparison with object condensation (OC) is performed using identical graph neural network backbones and equal latent dimensionality, isolating the effect of the learning objective. The CML method produces a more stable and separable embedding geometry for both electromagnetic and hadronic particle showers, leading to improved local neighbourhood consistency, a more reliable separation of overlapping showers, and better generalization when extrapolating to unseen multiplicities and energies. This translates directly into higher reconstruction efficiency and purity, particularly in high-multiplicity regimes, as well as improved energy resolution. In mixed-particle environments, CML maintains strong performance, suggesting robust learning of the shower topology, while OC exhibits significant degradation. These results demonstrate that similarity-based representation learning combined with density-based aggregation is a promising alternative to object-centric approaches for point cloud segmentation in highly granular detectors.